It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye
If this hits 1k notes I’ll legit scream
THIS. Also see: All About That Bass.
GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS
i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround
When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????
u hella ded
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"