REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
*Temperature gets warm enough for T-shirts*
Equestrians: Ah, so the beginning of my glorious farmers’ tan begins.
Don’t forget a lovely glove tan
and the pale white legs
Hey there lovely followers,
I was on Sunrise in Australia this morning and I think I actually did a halfway decent job. So if you’re looking for an explanation of my post or a fun image of me rambling. Here you go!
BRIT BABY! THIS IS AMAZING! YOU’RE SUCH A SWEETHEART AND I’M SO GLAD TO BE ON THIS JOURNEY WITH YOU!
Whoever thought white saddle pads, white breeches, white shirts, and white stock ties was a good idea around horses needs to be slapped.
and whoever thought of a black helmet, black gloves, black boots, and a dark show coat needs to be slapped.
A moment of appreciation for these poor actors, being told to fuck things up in the most believable way possible, and fucking that up.
there should be an infomercial with a product designed specifically for infomercial actors
anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.